Every Stupid Trick I Know

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What’s it all about?

So you have some time on your hands? Well why not use those hands to stick a cigarette in your ear then flick that cigarette straight into your mouth! (current success rate 1/10). This class will be an interactive workshop on how to waste time like a professional. We will spend our time competitively learning as many useless party tricks as possible.

What will we cover?

In this professional education class you will learn every trick Matt Lawson knows – some awesome, some lame, but mostly you won’t be able to tell the difference. From bouncing a coin like a basketball to drawing with two hands (likeness may vary), to juggling a pencil with your biceps, these lo-fi tricks will amaze friends and enemies alike. A lot of time has been wasted learning these tricks – and now it’s time to waste yours.

Who will be teaching?

Matt Lawson lives in Melbourne and enjoys writing in the third person as it appears that someone else is talking you up. Matt Lawson has won numerous international smart person awards and has really big muscles. When he is not racing jets in underground drag races (that are actually underground) he enjoys positioning a match-box between his fingers in such a way that when he flicks the box high into the air one match is lit and remains in said fingers as the box arcs downwards and lands triumphantly in his breast pocket. Kazaar!