The Laneway Massage Apprentice

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What’s it all about?

A reality workshop where candidates will take on the task of learning, mastering and delivering a basic relaxation massage sequence and compete for the title of Massage Master (which incidentally everyone will win).

WARNING: contestants will most likely become popular beyond their wildest dreams – Laneway Learning and the Green Genie take no responsibility for rising demands on time and subsequent hand fatigue.

What will we cover?

  • Stretching for two
  • Hand warm-up and care
  • Positioning and posture
  • Compression through clothes
  • Neck kneading
  • Help for headaches
  • Bliss for backs
  • Sugar for shoulders

Take home a 50ml bottle of luxurious massage oil (a blend of grapeseed, certified organic sunflower seed and certified organic olive oils with a dash of natural and non GMO Vitamin E and grapefruit seed extract). PLUS 3ml of quality pure essential oils.

BYO yoga mat or thick towel.

Who will be teaching?

The Green Genie (GG for short) is all for empowering healthy people for a healthy planet. She loves to share her wealth of experience in small space gardening, food foraging, green cleaning, DIY cosmetics & perfumes, quality self-care and massage. Let her lead you up the garden path to a fresh, fun approach to sustainable living, self-sufficiency and urban health and happiness. She’ll probably want to stop to smell all the flowers on the way (maybe even pilfer a few) but apparently vegan chocolate helps her maintain focus … (ahem).